Lori Wagner
Nude

Lori Wagner can’t seem to decide whether to be an X-rated, screwing-on-screen actress or just another bountifully-bazoomed babe in the background of mainstream cinema. In any case, she seems to have succeeded in some small dose. Lori starred as Agrippina in the Caligula film series in the late-1970s, so it would be wise to start there for some “agripping” nudity on behalf of the buxom actress. You can see her pre-implant breasts again in Imps* (1983). She also appeared in the hard-to-find Trained to Kill (1989) and the “Weird Al” Yankovic offering UHF from the same year, but she stays clothed throughout both of those pictures, so don’t waste your time. For some relatively-recent, middle-aged action on behalf of the once-savory blow-up doll, check out Dark Secrets (1996), an R-rated thriller that shows off her E-sized boobs. But if you’re in the mood for a confused boner, seek out Frankenpenis (1996) starring none other than John Wayne Bobbitt. Yes, she made an adult film with the man who got his penis severed by his wife. Doctors were able to reattach it, and Ms. Wagner in turn attached it to her far less disfigured parts–her massive mammoplasty notwithstanding! Lori continued to flash her funbags in faptastic fare like The Busty Bombshells (1997) and Heavenly Hooters (1997). She then concluded her skinema career with a turn in the appropriately-titled ensemble porno Older Women, Hotter Sex (2000). Even in the company of Keisha, Ginger Lynn, Marilyn Chambers, and Nina Hartley, Lori’s tits stand out.